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MissBrooks7 asked

6 Points

How funny would you honestly say you are? (Remember it's anonymous so tell the truth!) :)

NOT funny AT ALL.

I have moments of brilliance. Only moments though..

I'm quite good at telling jokes and making people laugh!

I'm definitely funnier than the average person.

Tags: funny, jokes, self

Chipmonk from chipmonk.jimdo.com asked

6 Points

You're shopping in a discount store and you hear over the P.A., "All white people must leave the building." Your reaction?

I'm white: I'm peeved and I leave.

I'm white: I think it's a joke so I stand there waiting for the punch line.

I'm non-white: I'm peeved and I leave.

I'm non-white: I think it's a joke so I stand there waiting for the punch line.

Tags: racism, funny, humor, jokes ...

Chipmonk from chipmonk.jimdo.com asked

8 Points

Do you think David Letterman did the right thing by making a full apology to the Palins? Details: http://tinyurl.com/m9at75

Strongly Disagree	Disagree	Undecided	Agree	Strongly Agree

Tags: television, palin, jokes, apologies

SuperFlyNinjaGuy asked

14 Points

The Chuck Norris Jokes.

Strongly Dislike	Dislike	Not Sure	Like	Strongly Like

Tags: comedy, jokes, scales, like-dislike ...