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Prepare Your Escape Pods
http://gizmodo.com/5015451/final-countdown-for-large-hadron-collider-activation
Oh, for crumbs sake, that timing is really, really bad for me.
Can they push it back 4 months? I don't have anything scheduled for then.
I dunno but every time I am reminded about it I wonder if the end of the world is nigh...
Very Unlikely, but...
the accidental creation of a black hole non-entity will begin to capture surrounding matter at an exponential rate. The Earth will be swallowed up in December 21, 2012, followed quickly by the sun.
Congress will mandate alternative fuels research the next day.
LOL!
sounds about right.
'Sheep! It's okay you still have my Kevlar vest, but have you seen my helmet? I can't find it.
No. Didn't ewe have it at the bunker last twosday? Or was it in the Hum-vee?
Here, I'm done with the Kevlar vest, I just made my very own Teflon coat! In sassy red!
Hey, that looks nice. Red's definitely your color, young lady.
Ya know, you're right. I think it's in the Hum-vee. Thanks!
I HAVE IT! I'M OFF TO WAR WITH THE A-RABS! WE SHALL WIN! WE ARE AMERICA!!!
And somehow I find a bit of relief in discovering it will be the Europeans that end up destroying the earth. Everybody always said it would be us. Guess we're going to show them, huh?! FLIP THAT SWITCH! IT ISN'T AMERICAS FAULT! (insert mad scientist gleeful cackle)
'Nilly, what are you talking about? (I think she's snapped!)
The helmet and vest are to protect us from our fellow commenters. Sometimes they get mad. (BTW, the Hum-vee runs on hydrogen.)
Dude ... sorry. Here's your spear and magic helmet back ...
TeeHee!!
At least I won't have to do any Christmas shopping that year.