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When I see someone having car trouble I... Ask a Question

I get out of my car, take the axle, and terminate the poor lad.

I'll stop and help if they're female or elderly .. but really now what could i help with? I can't even put wind shield wiper fluid in my own car.

I don't because I haven't the faintest clue as to HOW to help. For all I know, cars are powered by teams of hamsters cranking little running wheels.