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What do you think about Huckabee wanting to amend the Constitution so it's, "in God’s standards"?
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It's no where near as bad as in Canada where they are actually cosidering a Hindi version of our National Anthem.

2 Replies to Hauli's answer

Oh! Canada!

I'd like to know where that rumor came from. People attribute it to Bruce Allan, but he's never mentioned it.

Disagree.

Our new Constitutional Amendment "Leviticus":

21:5 neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard

21:7 They shall not take a wife that is a whore

21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

21:14 A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife.

21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous (21:19) Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, (21:20) Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken

Constitutional Amendment Exodus (introduced to reverse that silly 13th Amendment):

Exodus (21:2) If thou buy an Hebrew servant, (LOOK! WE CAN OWN JEWS!!) six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. (21:3) If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. (21:4) If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself.

(21:5) And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (21:6) Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the church door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.

(21:7) And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. (21:8) If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, (NO DEFINITION OF 'STRANGE', BUT WE ALL OWN MAPS NOW, SO, REALLY, ONCE YOU SELL YOUR DAUGHTER HE CAN SELL HER TO ANYBODY HE WANTS TO!)

WARREN JEFFS GOES FREE - AND LOOK GUYS - NO MORE ALIMONY OR CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS!!!

Exodus 21:10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. (21:11) And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

Yep - things sure are going to change around here!

1 Replies to sillynilly's answer

Well, that sounds pretty good, where is Patriot, lets get his take!!

OMG the Dems are on to religion.

i hate huchabee..he is jerk!

"Congress shall make no law..."

It doesn't really matter what he wants. He'll be watching from the sidelines.