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I'm in charge of conservation of angular momentum. Everytime you step east, I step west, to prevent the earth from slowing down. Harry is in charge of north/south, else the earth would tilt. We keep pretty busy.

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Yeah, I was married to someone like that once. His idea of contributing to the support of the household was to only spend half of my money.

I presume your job was not only to tell him how to spend it, but for you to hold onto his half?

I'm still trying to figure out why a lazy SOB who didn't work thought he was entitled to half my money.

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