I want all kids under 12 banned from flights so I don't have to listen to them cry or have them kicking the back of my seat. I want all the big mouths who think everyone else is interested in their conversation warned that they are disturbing everyone else. I want that douchebag sitting next to me that keeps hitting on me to be moved. I want the jerk who keeps his shade up when the lights are dimmed so some people can sleep, not requested, but told to pull the damm shade down. I want the idiot in front of me who puts their seat back for the entire flight and doesn't put it up for meals unless the steward asks them too, and then immediately puts it back down, forced to buy a dammed first class ticket if he wants a bed. I want the person who thinks I'm fascinated by his conversation and can't take a hint, moved if I request it. If you are fat, I don't care as long as you don't sleep on my shoulder or snore. My point is that if you complain about stupid things, you are going to be the next victim. So take a chill pill.
[5 points]56 days ago by suzannabanana1ReplyEdited 56 days ago by suzannabanana1
But you forgot about the guy in the window seat who gets up to get into the overhead locker sits back down and then 15 minutes later needs to get back up to go to the can.
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Yes, but only if it is a full flight.
How is two going to work when they have a common armrest?
Must hurt sitting on that middle arm rest, OUCH !! ;->
I want all kids under 12 banned from flights so I don't have to listen to them cry or have them kicking the back of my seat. I want all the big mouths who think everyone else is interested in their conversation warned that they are disturbing everyone else. I want that douchebag sitting next to me that keeps hitting on me to be moved. I want the jerk who keeps his shade up when the lights are dimmed so some people can sleep, not requested, but told to pull the damm shade down. I want the idiot in front of me who puts their seat back for the entire flight and doesn't put it up for meals unless the steward asks them too, and then immediately puts it back down, forced to buy a dammed first class ticket if he wants a bed. I want the person who thinks I'm fascinated by his conversation and can't take a hint, moved if I request it. If you are fat, I don't care as long as you don't sleep on my shoulder or snore. My point is that if you complain about stupid things, you are going to be the next victim. So take a chill pill.
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But you forgot about the guy in the window seat who gets up to get into the overhead locker sits back down and then 15 minutes later needs to get back up to go to the can.
Well yeah it's sometimes hard to be forced to be so close to other persons. Punishing people for being plain jerks is just really hard.
But all over society the rule is, if you consume, you pay. If fat people get an extra seat for free then the rest of us will have to pay for that.
Very nice!