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Top 10 Arguments against blond people marrying:

1. It's unnatural(.) God made Adam and Eve non-blondes(.)

2. It's against my religion, and the freedom of religion includes the right to force my religion onto everyone(.)

3. Being blond is a choice, so they can just choose to change their hair colour if they don't want to be discriminated against(.)

4. If we allow blond to marry, people will think that it's okay to be blond, so more people will become blond(.)

5. Blond people are actually spawns of Satan, so allowing them to marry would allow them to take over the world with their bright hair(.)

6. The sanctity of marriage would be destroyed if we allowed these other groups of humans to get married(.)

7. Children can never succeed without two non-blond parents(.)

8. Legalizing this type of marriage will cause people to go mad. People will want to marry their cupboards next(!)

9. This is a nation of non-blond people(.) If you don't like it you can move(!)

10. We cannot understand why people are blond, therefore they are evil and we should suppress their rights as much as humanity possible(.)

One more thing, if you can't tell that this is a joke, then you must be an evil blond person(!)

Many of my best friends are blond people. I have nothing against them and their chosen lifestyle, as long as they don't come anywhere near my children, or try to turn them blond. I know that's part of the blond agenda.

A child adopted by blond people would most certainly be brought up blond, and that can't be good for society.

Once I was chatted up by a blond person. Did they think I was blond too? Do I look blond?

What? Oo

Are'nt they?

Are you kidding? Isn't it blondes who are the home-wreckers? Why allow them to marry and wreck not just their neighbors homes but their own?

I would worry about not having enough peroxide to go around.

..what kind of question is this?????