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Is a drive-in church a good idea?
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Only if the popcorn stand is open.

Hey! Do you have a "drive-in-church" fetish?

I don't think so. But how about a denomination with thematic churches?

A medieval-sinagogue-like one, for those days when you are introverted and philosophically melancolic; a Greek temple, with young vestals, for a spiritual, as well as sensorial elevation; a santero quimbundo, with lots of chicken blood being shed and drums being frantically beaten, when you need a catarsis...

That would be a great franchise, don't you think so?