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If you don't attend, what would attract you to church on a regular basis?
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Lively, Current Music
Sermon with impact
Friendly people, and atmosphere
I attend church regularly
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A well performed Haydn or Mozart choral mass. Failing that a hefty bribe might work.

3 Replies to peterf's answer

lol - I did not know your soul could be that easily bought?

They wouldn't be buying my soul - just my presence. Once there I would sit in a corner read a book by Richard Dawkins.

Amen!

Female strippers and topless choirgirls ;-)

1 Replies to Asroc's answer

I was thinking a drag queen preacher, but hey, I wouldn't be upset if there were strippers.

Get rid of the religion part, then I'll consider.

1 Replies to SuperFlyNinjaGuy's answer

Nice one!

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I went to a houseparty in a church once... Not that I am such a fan of house music but the ambiance of the church, the laser lights and the music was quite special together.

Show me the money !

What would attract me to a house of raving lunies? Umm... well... Wearing my costume from last Halloween... That gets a lot of looks and gestures that are truly non-christian.

Seriously, though... Being a non-believer, I choose to just let you guys do your own thing as long as you leave me alone in my own life. If you feel that I am damning myself to a burning abyss, then that's your right. The same as my believing that those who assault me with oppressing belief systems should be dragged to that same burning abyss of their own belief systems...

No Thanks!

1 Replies to xoandre's answer

Oh, and that costume - the character DARKNESS From the film LEGEND:

http://www.milesteves.com/gallery/d/2051-1/Legend+-+Darkness-17.jpg