I just did my laundry and 4 matches to socks are missing! How can this be?
Submitted 59 days ago by TheSheep
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| Funny, same thing happened to me earlier this week? | |
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| The cat stole them and put them in a secret place only cats know about. | |
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| The much feared dryer demon sucked them up and sent them to his personal stolen sock dimension! | |
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| You never had matches to them in the first place. Boy, do they think you're weird at work! | |
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That's okay. I found them in my dryer.
so the daemon change his mind?(lol)
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[3 points] 59 days ago by deleted user ReplyThere is a wormhole somewhere in a distant galaxy where odd socks mysteriously appear, much to the amazement of the local alien race.
Look, ewe are the one who told me about the sock demon years ago, and then I read about it in a book. So ewe KNOW that's the right answer.
I know...I just keep hoping it was only the cat. That way I would have a shot at getting them back...
where on earth did you even get that from"dryer daemon"(lol)
lol, don't remember, but always loved it!
I have socks from my son's ex-girfriends and visitors.
So what to do with a bag of socks that will never find their mate.
Put them in the dryer as a demon sacrifice, of course.
Unless your cat is a thief...
Sock puppets?
Kitty nip?
Wear mismatched socks, and tell people who comment, "I have another pair just like it at home--except that the colors are reversed, y'know."
this is probably one of TheSheep's missing socks talking right now!
No. I am a Great Pyrenees, and a Protector of Sheep!
*phew*
THERE ewe are!
haha i love this question.
somebody is messing with your mind by putting new (single) socks in your washing basket. They probably put the other half of the pair in your drier.