There was actually a web site a few years ago dedicated to this problem (?). I bought the bumper sticker "I Survived Goat Trauma". It was on my car for a few years. It never failed to get a smile from those who read it. At least a few avoided me on the road.
I just wanted to lighten up the day for you guys. We have so many serious things in our lives.
Dear God....I had to look this up, and realized that I TOO had been traumatized by a goat in childhood....DOOOOOOOM! (Wonder if it explains my hatred of airplanes?)
Had to think you for your marvelous magical sheep protection. Last line of funnels ran through about an hour ago. First line was 5 miles north, the second line swung about 20 miles south. You've done some miraculous, all powerful sheeping ...
Sheep, as a child I was chased by an especially mean peacock. Mean thing. Then I owned a very vicious goose a few years ago. Birds remember stuff. Hence the other question I asked on here about farm animals. Maybe I need to own one of silly's whips, just in case.
We had a pet sheep and I wasn't quick enough to run. It charged and knocked me down. Bloody thing, I would have liked to put it on the bar-be, but it died of natural causes finally.
I'm OK with them, there isn't any lasting trauma.
[1 point]184 days ago by AussieReplyEdited 184 days ago by Aussie
An Irish friend I used to work with told me that during the English adventure on the Falkland Islands, some of the soldiers in his unit were caught and faced court martial for engaging in sexual activities with the wild goats they caught on the island. Maybe they suffered from goat trauma.
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Not unless you are inquiring about a particularly nasty person that I used to work for.
Was always rather fond of goats. You're going to have to tell me the story behind this one. How does someone end up with goat trauma?
There was actually a web site a few years ago dedicated to this problem (?). I bought the bumper sticker "I Survived Goat Trauma". It was on my car for a few years. It never failed to get a smile from those who read it. At least a few avoided me on the road.
I just wanted to lighten up the day for you guys. We have so many serious things in our lives.
Why THANK you. I've got to find that site and email it to my father. I think I got my fondness of goats from him.
Dear God....I had to look this up, and realized that I TOO had been traumatized by a goat in childhood....DOOOOOOOM! (Wonder if it explains my hatred of airplanes?)
Sheep traumatized by a goat? You've got to be kidding...
(Okay...I'll admit that was a particularly unfunny pun - I know it's been a long day when farm animal humor amuses me)
He was BIGGER than me! And I hadn't grown in my HORNS yet!
Had to think you for your marvelous magical sheep protection. Last line of funnels ran through about an hour ago. First line was 5 miles north, the second line swung about 20 miles south. You've done some miraculous, all powerful sheeping ...
Oh, I'm so relieved you are alright! I'll be baaaa-ing for you!
Well, those nasty goats just jump anything that move, ewe know...
Don't start ramming puns down everybody's throat.
Aw, c'mon, I wuz jest kidding around!
And so you had to hoof back in with another, eh?
Alright, I'll stop. I am completely cowed.
Bah!
Oh, dear, you sound a little hoarse.
(THAT is a THREE-FER!!)
Whinny ya gonna reign it in and stirrup some mane-line jokes?
I surrender!!
(For naow!)
Eh - I cheated. Grew up in a family of punners, and horses were a common topic. Once you turned to that topic, it became easy to get your goat.
hahahahahaaaa
Ewe is BAAAA-d!
Sheep, as a child I was chased by an especially mean peacock. Mean thing. Then I owned a very vicious goose a few years ago. Birds remember stuff. Hence the other question I asked on here about farm animals. Maybe I need to own one of silly's whips, just in case.
That's too funny, I almost mentioned being chased by an especially mean peacock too...and I narrowly escaped a goose attack. Birds are not my friends.
Special price for you, Mags. I know you need one more than most.
LOL!
I have Sheep Trauma.
We had a pet sheep and I wasn't quick enough to run. It charged and knocked me down. Bloody thing, I would have liked to put it on the bar-be, but it died of natural causes finally.
I'm OK with them, there isn't any lasting trauma.
It wasn't ME...I didn't do it! I SWEAR! (*hides*)
Awwww - you look so cute hiding from the lady with the sheers!
An Irish friend I used to work with told me that during the English adventure on the Falkland Islands, some of the soldiers in his unit were caught and faced court martial for engaging in sexual activities with the wild goats they caught on the island. Maybe they suffered from goat trauma.
I think the goats would be suffering the trauma in that case.