I've often wondered why these totally advanced aliens would fly over Heidi Klum's house in New York and then land in Arkansas and start probing Backwoods Betty. Intelligent life, my ass!
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This is your fault, Waugs! =D
I take full responsibility.
I was hoping for "Have you ever been anal probed?" But I can see where that might cause some confusion, so this will do.
Don't ewe?
Beleaf in anal-probes? pfffft, certainly not from the little green men.
I've never heard anyone suggest a local has been anally probed (by aliens), but I'm sure some believe it occurs elsewhere.
Of course, as Asroc pointed out, it is generally assumed that livestock are probed regularly, but that's a different thing altogether =0) heheh
How am I supposed to know? It's not exactly a common topic of conversation.
"Have you been anally probed by an alien?"
"Sure! It happened just the other day. It was totally radical."
"Whoa! When can I get an appointment?"
"Just call this number!"
Ummm ... no.
Darnit! So far all "no's"! SOMEBODY out there must know at least one! ;-)
I've often wondered why these totally advanced aliens would fly over Heidi Klum's house in New York and then land in Arkansas and start probing Backwoods Betty. Intelligent life, my ass!
If Cartman says so it's gotta be true. :)
I've met a few people who CHASE alien craft with hope in their heart ...
Sure it happens all the time. Go down to your neighborhood gay bar and ask some of the gays.
Nice. What is that, some sort of word-association thing?