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I abstain from transferring semen, but there are other methods that work, also.

I think either parent should be able to veto a baby. Preferably before pregnancy, but during if necessary.

Flirting should always be allowed.

If you'll supply the flying banana and finger, I'll give it a go!

Some people just like hats. I can't stand the glare from overhead lighting. Why not allow a couple styles of hats, even if you must ban the rest?

They should be allowed to have them until they interfere with class, then be confiscated for the day and demerits issued.

Not all drugs. But a variety of relatively safe recreational drugs is a good idea.

I don't get texting. It's about the least efficient method of communication. Why would I want to be bothered continually responding to short queries; please speak into the phone and have a conversation, then get off and leave me alone.

Not at its current or projected population.

It clearly was not theft of service, since no service was provided. I'm siding with the customers here. They should retaliate with publicity and a day of carrying a "Lousy Service" sign outside the place. I hope they win in court.